I happen to believe that one's success comes only from responsibility, diligence and dignity." - King Hercalon V, King of Oomaldee

Why do you care for them?"I think it's because I feel loved. I feel like they understand me." - Andy Smithson

This is not about you,” reminded the inneru.I know… thought Andy. It’s about all the people in the Land of Oomaldee. It is about the King, Mermin, Alden, Marta, Hans and everyone I’ve come to love here.“You don’t usually think about others first,” replied his inneru.Maybe this is my chance to change that.

But Dad! It really did happen! I was transported to a Laboratory in an old stone castle and there was a wizard in blue robes with a floppy hat and...

Where's your trident? I've only seen mermen with a trident that looks like a pitchfork," asked Alden."New technology. I upgraded last year to a disc implanted under the skin in my right hand. I don't miss having to carry that clumsy thing. Kept dropping it.

I know this sounds weird, but you saved my life.

You're not crazy. And yes, cow farts chase the fog away. The only problem is the smell.

remember when you told your sister how scared you were of monsters under your bed? Hah. Hah! She scared you good when she hid under there and jumped out when you got up to go pee after the lights were turned off that night!

Give it a minute or two for the weaction to begin.

Hey, watch it! You almost hit me in the head!